The Birth of a Super-Villain
It being Saturday and all, my mood is light. Had to work for half of it, but here I am sharing some laugh-worthy finds. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but hopefully a thousand laughs as well. Enjoy.
Hungry-Baby Villain
“Oh, why thank you, yes I am quite hungry and I would love… hey wait! Where are you going with that? You asshole!”
Druggy Villain
Nothing goes together like toddlers, cough medicine and firearms.
Blueballs Villain
“Soon yes, very soon you will be mine, precious. Patience. We must be patient.”
Dogeater Villain
The kid from the first pic a few minutes later. Tired of relying on the assholes around him for food, he finds his own.
Firestarter Villain
Why do I get an uneasy feeling that this was her home?
Bane of Sandcastles Villain
This should maybe be called “Birth of a Beach Bully.” I am tempted to use his chubby little body to shell some unsuspecting sand-structures, myself.
Star Wars Kid Villain
Sure, a cliche if still a classic. You think this kid will go quietly into anonymity? He’s just biding his time.