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		<title>Canary In a Coal Mine</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Derek Zoolander: high-pitched cough &#8230; I think I&#8217;m getting the Black Lung, Pop. It&#8217;s not very well ventilated down there. Larry Zoolander: For Christ&#8217;s sake, Derek, you&#8217;ve been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years. Relieving the earth of its minerals hasn&#8217;t always been the glamorous, exciting occupation we know it as [...]]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196229/quotes" class="tooltip_trigger" title="Derek Zoolander: - There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman'" target="_blank">Derek Zoolander</a>: <small>high-pitched <a href="/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/zoolander_face.jpg" title="Blue Steel!" target="_blank" class="img_tooltip_trigger">cough</a></small> <em>&#8230; I think I&#8217;m getting <a href="" title="Blue Steel!" target="_blank">the Black Lung</a>, Pop. It&#8217;s not very well ventilated down there.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://mycrazydream.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jonv3.jpg" class="img_tooltip_trigger" target="_blank">Larry Zoolander</a>: <em>For Christ&#8217;s sake, Derek, you&#8217;ve been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.</em>
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<a href="javascript:;" style="cursor:arrow;display:block;width:262px;overflow:hidden;height:173px;padding:4px;border:1px solid #aaa;float:right;margin:6px;" title="oh c'mon! They don't even have chains!"><img src="http://mycrazydream.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/smith_miners.jpg" /></a><br />
Relieving the earth of its minerals hasn&#8217;t always been the glamorous, exciting occupation we know it as today. Whereas logging now ranks as one of the <a href="http://www.classesandcareers.net/education-careers/2007/07/13/top-10-most-dangerous-jobs/" class="tooltip_trigger" title="93 deaths per 100,000 - The duties of logging and timber workers include cutting down and transporting trees. As such, the nature of their work puts them at constant risk of being killed by heavy, falling objects." target="_blank">most dangerous jobs</a> to have, mining is historically known for cave-ins and lethal, invisible <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2023/does-assassin-derive-from-hashish" title="Is the word assassin derived from the word hashish?: - The word assassin is widely believed to share its etymological roots with hash, although this remains in dispute..." target="_blank" class="tooltip_trigger">assassins</a>.
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<p>No, I&#8217;m not referring to <a href="http://mycrazydream.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/small_ninja.jpg" target="_blank" title="Ninja! Kill!" target="_blank" class="img_tooltip_trigger">ninjas</a> but gas. It is fairly well-known that carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless and deadly gas; a fact given to the masses by TV when attempted suicides cruise their garages in idling cars. But CO is only one of the ninjas, er, gases that can kill coalminers dead. Explosions were a danger in addition to asphyxiation or <a href="http://mycrazydream.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/atlas.jpg" title="Argh!!" target="_blank" class="img_tooltip_trigger">being crushed by a mountain</a>. What was a coal miner to do before the advent of gas-detecting technologies of which I have almost no knowledge?<br style="clear:both;" />
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Enter the canary. This little guy was Flintstones technology at its best, but fortunately he couldn&#8217;t talk and complain about a job that is comparable to being a medieval king&#8217;s food-taster. A canary was used to test for the presence of noxious fumes primarily because of its sensitivity, but also because of its tendency to physically react to the gases before it knocked off.<sup>1</sup> &#8220;<em>Canaries were preferred over mice to alert coal miners to the presence of carbon monoxide underground&#8230;. For instance, when consumed by the effects of carbon monoxide, a canary would sway noticeably on his perch before falling.</em>&#8220;<sup>2</sup>
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Today, &#8216;canary in a coal mine&#8217; is an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiom" title="Idiom - a phrase whose meaning cannot be determined by the literal definition of the phrase itself, but refers instead to a figurative meaning that is known only through common use." target="_blank" class="tooltip_trigger">idiom</a> used to describe something that gives a warning, usually to its own detriment, of impending danger. A small market&#8217;s demise indicating a large drop in the global market is one example.
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<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firedamp" title="Boom!" target="_blank">Firedamp</a></li>
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A mixture of methane and other flammable gases that is explosive at concentration between 4% and 16%. Largely present in bituminous areas, bitumen being a sticky, black mixture of organic liquids. The term damp used in these names is believed to derive from the German word, <em>dampf</em>, meaning vapor.
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<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackdamp" title="Ack! Can't ::cough:: breath!!" target="_blank">Blackdamp</a></li>
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A mixture of nitrogen and carbon monoxide dangerous when there is little oxygen. Sometimes referred to as stythedamp or chokedamp.
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<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitedamp" title="Who's cooking eggs?" target="_blank">Whitedamp</a></li>
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A mixture of carbon monoxide and hydrogen sulphide resultant from coal-combustion.
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<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinkdamp" title="Do you smell something?" target="_blank">Stinkdamp</a></li>
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Hydrogen sulfide gives off the odor of rotten eggs or flatulence, and thus is not as sneaky as the other ninjas on the list. No canary necessary for its detection.
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1 <a href="" title="" target="_blank">www.petcaretips.net/canary-coal-mine.html</a><br />
2 <a href="" title="" target="_blank">Mine Safety Health Administration</a> Website &#8211; <a href="" title="" target="_blank">www.msha.gov</a><br />
3 <a href="" title="" target="_blank">wikipedia.org</a>
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If one is interested in further safety prevention methods of historical coal mining, read up on the Davy Lamp, Geordie Lamp, and also <a href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9502EED91339E033A2575AC1A9679C94649ED7CF" title="The Fireman in the Coal Mines" target="_blank">The Fireman in the Coal Mines</a>.</p>
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